I read a website for pick-up lines yesterday and found this beauty:
"You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!"
Painful, isn't it?
"We would look cute together on a wedding cake."
"Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"
"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
"You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"
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